Eat your toe day

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August 22nd is when you eat your toe because it’s the only thing left that hasn’t been insulted yet.

My toe is so ugly I’m eating it for lunch.

I didn’t eat my toe. I just stared at it and yelled at it.

My toe is so bad I’m giving it a standing ovation before I eat it.

On August 22nd, you eat your toe because it’s the last thing you can throw at life.

I ate my toe because I ran out of insults.

My toe was so tired of being stepped on, it agreed to be eaten.

I ate my toe because I had nothing left to prove.

August 22nd is when you eat your toe because you’re that desperate and that mad.

I ate my toe because I was that hungry and that angry.

I ate my toe because it looked like it wanted to die.

I ate my toe because my mom said I had to.