eat your stump

My cousin tried to eat his stump after the party. It was like eating a wet hot dog that had been stepped on.

She said she'd eat his stump if he didn't shut up. He still didn't shut up.

At the football game, I saw a guy eat his stump and vomit on the field.

My brother ate his stump after he got caught stealing cookies. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

She threatened to eat his stump if he didn't give her his phone. He gave her his phone.

At the sleepover, we all ate our stumps and then cried.

He ate his stump after he failed the math test. It was like nibbling on a smelly sock.

She ate his stump just to make him feel bad. He didn't feel bad, he felt dizzy.

During the zombie apocalypse, eating stumps was the only way to survive.