eat your pizza

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Someone who wants to chow down on your snatch like it’s the last slice of pepperoni
My cousin said, 'Eat your pizza, or I’ll eat your pizza.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming over. Eat your pizza.'
She DM’d me, 'Don’t make me eat your pizza.'
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A person who’d rather eat your vag than your lunch
He yelled, 'Eat your pizza, or I’ll eat your pizza!'
She said, 'I’ll eat your pizza if you don’t shut up.'
He messaged me, 'I’m bringing the pizza. You bring the vag.'
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Someone who thinks your pizza is just a gateway to your snatch
He said, 'I’m not here for the pizza. I’m here for the pizza.'
She told me, 'You’re not eating your pizza. I am.'
He said, 'Your pizza is just a snack. My pizza is a snack.'
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