Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To stuff your own butt and say it tastes like chicken

My cousin ate his own ass and said it was better than McDonald's

I tried to eat my own butt and it tasted like old socks

My dog ate my own butt and cried

2

When you poop your own butt and eat it like it's a snack

My brother ate his own poop and said it was like eating a taco

I ate my own poop and got a stomach ache

My sister ate her own poop and got a gold star

3

When you stick your face in your own butt and chow down

I stuck my face in my butt and ate it like it was a burrito

My friend stuck his face in his butt and screamed

I ate my own butt and it was the best meal ever

4

When you take a big bite out of your own butt and pretend it's a pizza

I took a big bite of my own butt and said it was like pizza

My dog took a bite of my butt and ran away

I ate my own butt and got a stomach full of hate

5

To take a big chunk of your own butt and eat it like it's a burger

I took a chunk of my own butt and said it was the best burger ever

My sister took a chunk of her butt and ate it in front of everyone

I took a big chunk of my butt and cried

6

When you grab your own butt and stuff it in your mouth like it's a donut

I grabbed my own butt and ate it like a donut

My brother grabbed his butt and said it was the best donut ever

I grabbed my own butt and got a mouth full of shame