eat your (my) veggies

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Means to take a big lick of a smelly wick
Bro just said 'eat your veggies' after I told him his hair smelled like old socks
My mom told me to eat my veggies and I said 'no way, I'm not licking your smelly wick'
At school lunch, my friend said 'eat your veggies' because I refused to eat my broccoli
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Means to swallow a big chunk of a stinky stick
My dad called me a 'big chunk of a stinky stick' because I wouldn't eat my peas
In the car, my brother said 'eat your veggies' after I told him his farts were louder than the radio
At dinner, my sister said 'eat your veggies' because I threw my carrots at her
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Means to take a deep dive into a smelly snake
My grandma said 'eat your veggies' because I said her soup smelled like a smelly snake
At the dinner table, my cousin said 'eat your veggies' because I refused to touch my brussels sprouts
In the kitchen, my mom said 'eat your veggies' and I said 'I'd rather kiss a smelly snake'
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Means to chow down on a big pile of dirty doodoo
My brother told me to eat my veggies and I said 'I'd rather chow down on a big pile of dirty doodoo'
At the restaurant, my dad said 'eat your veggies' because I didn't want to eat my asparagus
My friend said 'eat your veggies' after I told him his lunch was like a big pile of dirty doodoo
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Means to take a big bite of a smelly log
At the park, my friend said 'eat your veggies' after I told him his sandwich smelled like a smelly log
My sister told me to eat my veggies and I said 'I'd rather take a big bite of a smelly log'
My mom said 'eat your veggies' and I said 'I'd rather eat a smelly log any day'
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Means to take a big chunk of a stinky toad
At school, my teacher said 'eat your veggies' because I told her my lunch was like a stinky toad
My friend said 'eat your veggies' and I said 'I'd rather take a big chunk of a stinky toad'
My brother said 'eat your veggies' after I told him his food smelled like a stinky toad
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