eat your heart out

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A loud, smug, and totally fake claim that you're way better than someone else, usually a celebrity or someone who's had way more luck than you.

I eat your heart out, Beyoncé. I’ve had more heartburn than you’ve had hits.

Eat your heart out, Leonardo DiCaprio. I’ve had more takeout than you’ve had Oscars.

Eat your heart out, Einstein. I failed math twice and I’m still richer than you.

Eat your heart out literally means I’m so mad at you, I’d rather rip out your heart and eat it than deal with your bad attitude.

Eat your heart out, Karen. I’d eat your heart out before I’d listen to you complain about the coffee.

Eat your heart out, my ex. I’d rather eat your heart out than take your texts.

Eat your heart out, my mom. I’d eat your heart out before I’d let you yell at me again.

‘I’ll eat your heart out’ is the best line ever. It means I’m so fed up with you, I’d kill you, eat you, and then brag about it.

I’ll eat your heart out, my boss. I’d eat your heart out before I’d take another meeting.

I’ll eat your heart out, my friend. I’d eat your heart out before I’d let you laugh at my failed relationship.

I’ll eat your heart out, my teacher. I’d eat your heart out before I’d do another math test.