eat your head

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When something gets so stuck in your brain it feels like it’s gnawing your skull from the inside.
My ex texts me every day. My brain is like a raccoon with a chainsaw. Eat your head.
This math test is so bad I wish my head was a taco. Eat your head.
My mom’s yelling again. I’m gonna lose my mind. Eat your head.
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When life is so messed up you’d take a squirrel chewing your head off instead of dealing with it.
My job is the worst. I’d take a bear eating my head over this.
My crush ignored me. I’d take a goat eating my head over this.
My dog peed on my floor. I’d take a dragon eating my head over this.
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