eat your brocoli

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someone telling you to shut up and just do the dumb thing they told you to do without thinking
Your mom says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to clean your room before you could watch TV.
Your teacher yells, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you questioned why the math problem was so easy.
Your friend says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why they had to eat lunch with the nerds.
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a way of telling someone they're a moron for asking why they had to do something dumb
Your dad says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to eat that gross green stuff.
Your boss says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to stay late on a Friday.
Your crush says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to wear that ugly shirt to school.
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a rude way of saying you're too dumb to question the dumb things people tell you to do
Your mom says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to do your homework on Sunday.
Your teacher says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to run laps during math class.
Your brother says, 'Eat your broccoli,' because you asked why you had to eat that weird green stuff again.
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