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When a skier crashes into a tree so hard it sounds like the tree is screaming in pain.

My cousin ate wood so hard the tree had a bruise.

I saw a guy eat wood and the snow turned red from all the blood.

That skier ate wood so fast the tree asked for a lawyer.

When a skier flies into a tree like they were thrown by a giant angry squirrel.

He ate wood so fast the tree had to take a nap.

The skier ate wood and the tree said, 'I'm not moving.'

That kid ate wood so hard the tree got a broken nose.

When a skier hits a tree so hard it makes the whole mountain laugh.

The skier ate wood so loud the mountain clapped.

She ate wood so hard the tree got a headache.

He ate wood so fast the tree had to call a doctor.