eat what you kill

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#self employed#no salary#commission only

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To make your own money by doing your own stupid stuff, like a broke ass kid selling candy on the street. No paycheck. No boss. Just you, your dumb ideas, and a whole lot of no money.
My cousin works as a gig musician. He plays at weddings and bar mitzvahs. He doesn’t get paid unless he’s good. Which he isn’t. So he’s barely making ends meet.
That barista at the corner coffee shop only gets paid if she sells enough lattes. She’s been eating ramen for two months straight.
I got a job doing TikTok dances for companies. I only make money if people like my dances. Which they don’t.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rule from the wild: you don’t waste the meat of the animal you killed. If you shot a deer, you better eat it. Otherwise, you’re just a stupid hunter with a full fridge and no meat.
My uncle went hunting and shot a deer, but he didn’t bring it home. He just left it in the forest. Now he’s called a ‘hunter’ but he’s actually a ‘waste of meat’.
My mom took a fish out of the lake but didn’t bring it home. She said it was too big. Now it’s just a fish with a story and no dinner.
That guy killed a rabbit but left it in the bushes. Now he’s going to be hungry at night.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fancy way of saying if you beat someone up, you better eat their meat. Or if you beat a company, you better absorb their power. Like when one fat corporation eats another one up.
That kid beat up the bully, but now he has to eat his meat. So he had to swallow that bully’s lunch and his dignity.
AT&T tried to take over T-Mobile like they were a giant eating a snack.
That guy beat the competition, so now he’s got to eat their power. Which means he’s got to take over their office and their snacks.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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If you’re a total ass and you kill someone, you better eat them. Otherwise, you’re leaving a trail of dead bodies. And that’s just awkward.
That fugitive killed two cops and ran away. But he left both of them in the woods. Now the cops are following him like he’s a dumb ass.
My brother killed a chicken but left it on the ground. Now the chicken’s friends are following him home.
That guy killed a guy but left the body in the park. Now he has to deal with the smell and the cops.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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