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When someone or a group gets so stupid they believe something is awesome just because everyone else does. It’s like they forgot how to think and just went with the flow.

My cousin thinks that meme is the best thing ever. He eats his shit because all his friends do.

My teacher thinks this new math program is the best ever. She eats her shit just because the principal said so.

My dog eats his own poop and calls it a gourmet meal. He eats his shit and doesn’t care.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your friend or someone you’re watching decides to eat something so gross it looks like poop. You’re just happy they’re eating it and not you.

My friend tried that spicy ramen. He looked like he was eating his own poop and loved it.

My sister took one bite of that lasagna and said it tasted like her dog’s business.

My brother ate that taco and said it was the worst thing he’d ever eaten. I laughed and said, ‘you’re eating your own shit.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your dealer gets so angry at you they trick you into eating something that’s just as bad as their own poop.

My dealer said, ‘I’ll give you more drugs if you eat this.’ I looked at the bowl and knew it was his old breakfast.

He tricked me into eating a bunch of expired chips. I thought I was getting drugs. I was eating my own shit.

He said, ‘You don’t want to eat this, but you will.’ I did. And I regret it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you start with a good job, but then it turns into a nightmare of work and you’re stuck there because the pay is okay and you get days off.

I got a degree and a good job. Now I work 60 hours a week and don’t even get a thank you.

My coworker started with a good job and now feels like a slave with a pension.

I had a dream job. Now I’m just another face in the office. I eat my own shit and don’t even get a raise.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A short and sweet insult you say to someone who is annoying you. It’s like telling them to shut up and go eat their own poop.

My brother was being a pain. I said, ‘Eat your shit.’ He didn’t even care.

My neighbor would talk to me every day. I said, ‘Eat your own shit.’ He stopped.

My friend made fun of me. I said, ‘Eat your shit.’ He laughed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you’re done talking nonsense and you’re ready to get eaten by the shit you just said.

We were talking nonsense for an hour. Then I said, ‘Eat your own shit.’

We talked about nothing for 20 minutes. Then I said, ‘You’re eating your own shit.’

We were shooting the shit all day. Then I told him to eat it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you eat your food and your poop at the same time, usually while sitting on the toilet. It’s like you’re having a party in your pants.

I ate my sandwich while I was going to the bathroom. I was having a full meal and a full poop at the same time.

My friend eats his food and his poop at the same time. He looks like he’s having a party in his pants.

I had a big meal and then I had a big poop. I was eating my own shit like it was a snack.

by Slangipedia 4d ago