eat the worm

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when you drink a tequila so gross it’s like swallowing a dead bug, or you guzzle a big chunk of it like it’s your last meal before getting tossed in a trash can.
I ate the worm and now my stomach is doing the Macarena.
My friend drank the whole bottle and now he’s talking to the ceiling.
I ate the worm and my nose is now a tequila fountain.
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when you chug tequila so fast it feels like a worm is crawling up your throat, or you drink so much you think you’re a cactus.
I ate the worm and now I’m a human cactus.
My cousin ate the worm and now he’s screaming at the moon.
I ate the worm and my roommate thinks I’m a monster.
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when you drink a tequila with a worm in it like it’s a dare, or you drink so much you think the worm is your new best friend.
I ate the worm and now I’m best friends with a dead bug.
My sister ate the worm and now she’s talking to the bottle.
I ate the worm and my dog ran away from me.
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