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Do something so dumb or awkward it makes you want to throw up.

I tried to dance like a robot and failed. My moves were worse than a cat on a trampoline.

He wore socks with sandals to a birthday party. The guests stared like he’d insulted their moms.

She tried to explain her math problem like it was a mystery novel. It was confusing and annoying.

Make a mistake so bad it feels like you got hit by a bus.

He spilled his coffee on his boss. It looked like he was trying to drown her.

She signed up for a marathon but couldn’t run past the first block. It was tragic.

He tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office. It was awkward and hilarious.

Act like a total idiot and make everyone around you cringe.

He tried to impress his crush by talking about space. He said Mars was closer than the moon. It was wrong and weird.

She tried to be cool by using slang from 2002. It was confusing and awkward.

He tried to sing in front of the class. It was like listening to a dog howl at the moon.

Be so clueless you could be a goldfish with a brain injury.

He asked what a ‘virus’ was and thought it was a type of pizza. It was confusing and funny.

She tried to use a printer but didn’t know how to click ‘print.’ It was ridiculous.

He said ‘text me’ but didn’t know what a phone was. It was a total disaster.

Do something so stupid it makes you want to slap yourself.

He tried to make a sandwich with three types of cheese and two kinds of bread. It was like a war in a plate.

She tried to be a rapper but couldn’t even rhyme. It was painful and sad.

He tried to play the guitar with his feet. It was a total mess.