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When you're done talking crap, you get to swallow it whole.
You talked about how great your day was, now eat that shit.
He bragged about his job, then got fired. Eat that shit.
She said she'd never fail, then failed. Eat that shit.
eat the shit
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You eat your own shit when you go from dumb to dumbest and still think you're smart.
He said he'd win the game, then lost. Eat your shit.
They all thought they were right, then got proven wrong. Eat your shit.
She said she'd never quit, then quit. Eat your shit.
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When your friend is looking at something gross and you yell, 'Eat that shit!'
'You gonna eat that?' 'No way!' 'Eat that shit!'
He saw the food and said, 'No way I'm eating that.' 'Eat that shit!' I said.
She looked at the plate and said, 'That's not food.' 'Eat that shit!' I said.
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When your dealer is so mad at you, he tricks you into eating something nasty.
He said, 'You owe me,' and tricked me into eating that gross chicken.
My dealer said, 'You're gonna eat that shit,' and I did.
He tricked me into eating that rotting meat. Eat the shit.
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When you're stuck in a job that’s like prison but you get paid and have vacation days.
That job is like prison, but I get paid and vacation days.
They hired me for my degree, now I’m doing slave work.
My job is like hell, but I get paid and vacation days.
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A way to tell someone to shut up when they’re driving you nuts.
'Shut up!' I said. 'Eat the shit!'
He was talking too much. 'Eat the shit!' I said.
She was yelling at me. 'Eat the shit!'
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When you’re eating and pooping at the same time. It’s glorious and also a little gross.
I was eating and pooping at the same time. It was glorious.
He ate while pooping. That’s a glorious thing.
She was eating and pooping. That’s how it works.