Eat the sheets

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You're so excited to crash that you sprint into bed like you're trying to break the world record for fastest pajama run.

I ate the sheets so hard I woke my dog up.

My brother slid into bed like he was racing a donkey.

She ran into her bed like it was a buffet.

Your back gets whacked like a pancake and your face gets shoved into the sheets so hard you taste the dust.

He got hit from behind and face-planted the sheets like it was a crime scene.

My sister hit me from behind and I ended up eating the sheets like it was a breakfast meal.

He got smacked so hard he started chewing the sheets.

A Jamaican way of giving head using your mouth like you're trying to eat the bed.

He was chewing the sheets like it was a Chewsday special.

She gave head so hard it looked like she was trying to swallow the bed.

He was eating the sheets like it was a Monday and he was hungover.