eat the shark

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When a show goes from cool to total garbage, and the main character turns into a blubbering mess. It's like the show got fed up and just threw a pizza party for the whole ocean.
The main character of the show ate a whole pizza box and then cried.
The show got canceled because the main character looked like a doughnut.
The main character got a second job just to afford pizza.
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A shark that's so evil, it doesn't just bite you, it turns you into a seafood platter and then laughs at your pain. It's like the ocean’s version of a mean girl.
The shark bit a surfer and then bit his dog.
The shark exploded after being insulted by a crab.
The shark bit a tourist and then bit his lunch.
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