eat the salami

My cousin ate the salami and now he's running to the bathroom like a scared rabbit.

She said she'd eat the salami if he paid her $50. He did. She's still crying.

My mom tried to eat the salami and now she's telling my dad he's a disgrace.

He ate the salami and immediately threw up on his shoes. Classic.

My friend ate the salami during lunch and now his whole class is avoiding him.

She ate the salami and then spent the rest of the day trying to scrub the smell out of her clothes.