eat the mouse

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To be so clueless you think the mouse is a snack and not a problem. You’re like a kid who tried to eat the computer.

You just ate the mouse, bro. You didn’t even notice the fire alarm.

She ate the mouse and still didn’t get the joke. Classic.

He ate the mouse and now he’s stuck in the kitchen. Enjoy the chaos.

To be so dumb you think the mouse is your friend and not your enemy. You’re the reason the computer got a headache.

You ate the mouse and now the computer is judging you.

He ate the mouse and got stuck in the printer. That’s not a promotion.

She ate the mouse and now she’s the main character in a horror movie.

To be so brain-dead you think the mouse is a pet and not a pest. You’re like the guy who tried to pet the fire.

You ate the mouse and now you’re the reason the internet crashed.

He ate the mouse and got locked out of the system. Classic.

She ate the mouse and now she’s the main character in a tech disaster.

To be so stupid you think the mouse is a snack and not a tool. You’re like the kid who bit the plug.

You ate the mouse and now the computer is giving you the finger.

He ate the mouse and now he’s the reason the network is down.

She ate the mouse and now she’s the main character in a tech nightmare.

To be so dumb you think the mouse is your lunch and not your problem. You’re like the guy who ate the keyboard.

You ate the mouse and now you’re the reason the software is crying.

He ate the mouse and now he’s stuck in the software. That’s not a promotion.

She ate the mouse and now she’s the main character in a tech drama.