eat the meaties

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To 'eat the meaties' means you're going full-on tongue action on your lady's juicy bits because she's been gone for so long, it's like she's been on a meat shortage.
My man just ate the meaties after I left for a week. He was like, 'I'm not coming back until you're satisfied.'
She said, 'You better eat the meaties or I'm leaving again.'
He ate the meaties so hard, I thought my phone was going to vibrate from the action.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eating the meaties is when you take a big bite out of your lady’s snatch because you’re so damn horny and she’s been gone for ages.
He said, 'I’ve been waiting all week for this. Time to eat the meaties.'
She texted me, 'Don’t even think about leaving until you eat the meaties.'
He ate the meaties so fast, I swear the neighbors heard it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To eat the meaties is when you go wild with your tongue on your lady’s snatch because you're so frustrated from being away for too long.
He messaged me, 'I missed you so much, I'm eating the meaties right now.'
She said, 'If you don't eat the meaties, I'm leaving for good.'
He ate the meaties so hard, I thought my phone was going to explode.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eating the meaties is like a big snack time for your tongue when your lady’s snatch is the main dish because you couldn’t wait any longer.
He said, 'I'm eating the meaties because I've been craving this all week.'
She told me, 'If you don't eat the meaties, I'll leave again.'
He ate the meaties so fast, I thought I was watching a food fight.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To eat the meaties is when you go full-on tongue action on your lady's snatch because she’s been gone so long, you’re practically starving.
He said, 'I'm so hungry for meaties, I'm going to eat them right now.'
She told me, 'You better eat the meaties or I'm leaving again.'
He ate the meaties so loud, my neighbor asked if there was a party.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eating the meaties is when you go on a meat binge with your tongue because you’ve been away from your lady’s snatch for way too long.
He said, 'I’ve been on a meatie detox for a week. Time to binge.'
She told me, 'If you don't eat the meaties, I'm going to leave for good.'
He ate the meaties so fast, I swear I heard a chorus of ‘yum’s’.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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