eat the meat off the toilet seat

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when you’re so wasted and starved you crash into a smelly bathroom and find a piece of meat on the toilet seat and you just eat it like it’s a snack

i ate a piece of meat off the toilet seat because i was too drunk to find a sandwich

that meat on the toilet seat was the best meal i had all week

i saw a toilet seat and thought it was a buffet

when you’re too lazy to cook and too wasted to care you just grab a meaty snack from the toilet seat and call it a day

i ate meat off the toilet seat because i was too lazy to go to the kitchen

the toilet seat had meat on it and i was too wasted to say no

i had a snack and it was meat from the toilet seat

when you’re so hungry and drunk you eat whatever is on the toilet seat even if it’s a piece of meat

i ate meat off the toilet seat because i was so hungry and drunk

that meat on the toilet seat was better than my last meal

i found meat on the toilet seat and i ate it like it was a gift