eat the kamba

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a fancy way of saying you're too lazy to do anything but snack and cuss
I’m eatin’ the kamba because my dog just ate my homework.
I’m eatin’ the kamba because I skipped breakfast and my boss is a screaming potato.
I’m eatin’ the kamba because my mom said I’m too fat to work.
2
when you’re so tired you just吞掉 the kamba and forget your problems
After that 10-hour shift, I ate the kamba and forgot my ex ever existed.
I ate the kamba because my math test was harder than my grandma’s yelling.
I ate the kamba because my dog just bit my homework.
3
a dirty way of saying you’re too full of snacks to care about life
I ate the kamba because my snack stash was bigger than my brain.
I ate the kamba because my mom gave me a snack bag and a scold.
I ate the kamba because my teacher is a snack thief.
4
a slang phrase that means you’re so relaxed you could eat the kamba and still sleep through a fire alarm
I ate the kamba and still slept through my dog’s loud bark.
I ate the kamba and didn’t even notice my math test was due.
I ate the kamba and my mom still yelled at me for eating too many snacks.
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a way of saying you’re too lazy to move and too hungry to think
I ate the kamba because my legs were too tired to walk.
I ate the kamba because my brain was full of snacks and not thoughts.
I ate the kamba because my dog took my homework and my snack.
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when you’re so comfortable you just吞掉 the kamba and forget your name
I ate the kamba and forgot my name because I was too full of snacks.
I ate the kamba and didn’t even notice my teacher’s face was red.
I ate the kamba and my dog stole my homework again.
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