eat the happy meal

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1
to take a big gulp of someone's jizz
He said he'd eat the happy meal if I let him touch my hair.
She texted me, 'I ate the happy meal and it was gross but I still liked it.'
My cousin said he'd eat the happy meal if I gave him a high five.
2
to drink someone's cum like it's soda
He said, 'I'll eat the happy meal if you let me win the game.'
My friend said, 'I ate the happy meal and it tasted like regret.'
He said, 'I'll eat the happy meal if you stop crying.'
3
to take a big sip of someone's goo
He said, 'I'll eat the happy meal if you let me borrow your pencil.'
She said, 'I ate the happy meal and it was like eating a bad pizza.'
He said, 'I'll eat the happy meal if you stop talking.'
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