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When you eat ass so hard it feels like you're eating a whole grocery store full of junk food and bad decisions.

My friend ate my ass so fast I thought he was gonna eat my entire face next.

She ate the groceries like it was a buffet and she was hungry for the first time in a decade.

He ate the groceries so loud I could hear it from the next town over.

When you deep throat the booty like it’s the last slice of pizza and you’re dying of hunger.

He ate her booty like it was the only thing left on Earth and he was starving.

She ate the groceries so fast I thought she was gonna swallow the whole thing.

He took one look at her booty and said 'I'm not leaving until I eat this.'

When you go in for the ass like it’s a full-service restaurant and you're the best customer they ever had.

He ate the booty like he was getting a five-star meal and he was the most important person there.

She licked the fart box like it was a full-service restaurant and she was the main course.

He ate the groceries so well they gave him a free dessert and a lifetime membership.

When you eat the booty like it’s the only thing you’ve ever wanted and you’re not going to stop until you’re full.

He ate the booty like it was the last meal on Earth and he was going to die happy.

She ate the groceries like it was the only thing that could save her from the horrors of life.

He licked the fart box so long I thought he was gonna eat the whole thing and then pass out.

When you eat the booty so hard it's like you're eating a whole grocery store and you're the most important customer.

He ate the booty like he was the most important person in the grocery store and he was going to eat everything.

She ate the groceries like she was the CEO of the ass-eating company.

He licked the fart box so fast I thought he was gonna eat the whole thing and then take over the grocery store.

When you eat the booty so clean it looks like someone wiped it with a fancy towel and a ton of hot sauce.

He ate the booty so clean it looked like someone had used a fancy towel and hot sauce.

She licked the fart box so clean it looked like it had been washed in a professional kitchen.

He ate the groceries like he was cleaning the whole thing with a tongue and a mop.

When you suck the booty so hard it feels like you're eating a whole grocery bag of snacks and you're the snack king.

He sucked the booty so hard I thought he was gonna eat the whole grocery bag and then pass out.

She sucked the fart box like it was a whole grocery bag of snacks and she was the snack king.

He ate the groceries like he was the king of the snack world and he wasn't going to stop until he was full.