eat the frog

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Licking a woman's pussy like it's a lollipop and she's begging for more sugar.

He ate the frog so hard, the neighbor called the cops.

She screamed so loud, the dog next door peed on the lawn.

He didn't stop until she told him to, and even then he kept going.

Getting up at 5 a. m. to finish the hardest job first so you can sleep the rest of the day.

I ate the frog before my coffee, and I still finished my work.

He ate the frog and got everything done before lunch.

She ate the frog and had time to binge-watch her favorite show.

Putting one of her inner thighs in your ear while you eat her pussy like it's a snack.

He did the frog thing and she couldn't stop laughing.

She did the frog thing and he turned into a blubbering mess.

He did the frog thing in the middle of the office and got fired.

Saying you're so hungry you'd eat a buttered frog, even if it was already dead and smelled like feet.

He said he'd eat the frog even if it was burned.

She said she'd eat the frog if it was covered in cheese.

He said he'd eat the frog even if it had a beard.