eat the donut

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When you get forced to do something stupid, get ripped off, or just get totally humiliated by someone else. It's like eating a donut off a hard, erect penis, super gross and totally unfair.

My boss made me do his taxes. Eat the donut.

Got stuck with the worst deal ever. Eat the donut.

My friend ate a donut off my penis. I ate the donut.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you suck someone’s butt like it’s the last donut in the world. It takes crazy flexibility and zero self-respect.

I ate my dad’s butt. He laughed. I cried.

My sister ate my butt. It was a disaster.

I ate my boyfriend’s butt. He said I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This phrase was made by Steve (Stefan) from Atlanta, Georgia. He made it so you don’t have to use your mom or your face every time you want to insult someone. It’s way better than those stupid things.

You’re a donut eater. Eat the donut.

I’m not your mom. Eat the donut.

Your face is ugly. Eat the donut.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you blow out smoke rings and then bite them like they’re donuts. It’s cool, but also kinda stupid.

I blew smoke rings and bit them. It was awesome.

My friend did smoke rings and bit them. I was jealous.

I bit a smoke ring. It tasted like donuts.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your pants are so tight, they feel like they’re going to explode. It’s like your butt is on fire and your pants are the only thing stopping it.

My spanx pants are so tight. I feel like I’m going to pop.

My pants are working perfectly. I’m in love.

My spanx pants are tight. I’m in pain.

by Slangipedia 4d ago