eat the dog

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When you're so broke and desperate you actually eat your dog and your mom just to keep from crying.

Bro, I ate my dog because I was out of money and my mom said I had to eat her too.

I had to eat my dog because my brother took the last taco.

I ate my dog and my dad because I was tired of their bad jokes.

You find a rabid dog, cook it up like it’s a fancy meal, and then you or someone else has to swallow it whole like it’s a curse.

I had to eat a rabid dog and it tasted like bad pizza and regret.

My cousin ate a rabid dog and now he won’t stop coughing.

I made my sister eat a rabid dog and she cried like a baby.

When you’re so hungry you’re willing to eat a dog, and you say it like it’s a battle cry.

I said ‘eat the dog’ because I was hungry and my dog was mad at me.

‘Eat the dog’ was my battle cry when I ran out of snacks.

I yelled ‘eat the dog’ because I was hungry and I didn’t want to fight.

You yell ‘eat the dog’ to mess with someone, but you’re too chicken to actually fight them.

I said ‘eat the dog’ to my brother because I didn’t want to fight him.

I yelled ‘eat the dog’ at my mom because I was too lazy to argue.

I said ‘eat the dog’ to my friend just to be annoying.

You say ‘eat the dog’ when someone pisses you off and then you list all the terrible things you’re going to do to them.

I said ‘eat the dog’ and then I listed 100 ways to make him cry.

I yelled ‘eat the dog’ and I listed all the things I was going to do to my brother.

I told my friend ‘eat the dog’ and I listed all the terrible things I was going to do to him.

When life is so rough that you have to fight for your own survival, and you’re lucky if you make it through the day.

I had to fight to survive because it was ‘dog eat dog’ every day.

My life is ‘dog eat dog’ and I don’t want to be eaten.

It was ‘dog eat dog’ and I was the dog.

When everyone is fighting for their own life, and if you don’t watch out, you’ll be the one who gets eaten.

It was ‘dog eat dog’ and I was the one who got eaten.

It was ‘dog eat dog’ and I was the one who ate the dog.

‘Dog eat dog’ was the worst thing that ever happened to me.