eat the dick

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A loud way to shut someone up because they said something stupid or annoying. It also makes everyone around them feel weird.

Bro, I just got fired and you said 'nice job'? Eat the dick.

My mom told me to clean my room. I said 'whatever' and she said 'eat the dick!'

My teacher asked me why I was late and I said 'eat the dick' and got detention.

A rude way to reply when someone is being mean to you. It’s like a punch to the face but with words.

My friend called me a nerd. I said 'eat the dick!' and he shut up.

My brother said I was ugly, so I said 'eat the dick!' and he cried.

My teacher said I was dumb, so I said 'eat the dick!' and got a detention.

You yell this at someone when you're angry. It's like telling them to suck a penis, and it usually makes them mad too.

My dog ate my homework, and I yelled 'eat the dick!' at him.

My friend said my crush was ugly, so I said 'eat the dick!'

My dad said I was a failure, so I said 'eat the dick!' and ran away.

The best way to end a conversation. It’s like the final word, and no one can argue back.

I asked why the sky is blue and my friend said 'eat the dick!'

My teacher asked me why I was late and I said 'eat the dick!'

My mom told me to clean my room and I said 'eat the dick!' and ran away.

You use it when you’re mad at someone. It’s like saying they’re a total loser and you don’t want to talk to them anymore.

My friend said I was a loser, so I said 'eat the dick!'

My teacher said I was lazy, so I said 'eat the dick!'

My dad said I was a failure, so I said 'eat the dick!' and ran away.

A way to end a conversation or argument. It’s like a shout that makes everyone laugh and the person you yelled at feel stupid.

My brother said I was ugly, so I said 'eat the dick!'

My teacher said I was dumb, so I said 'eat the dick!' and got a detention.

My mom said I was messy, so I said 'eat the dick!' and ran away.