eat the corn

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When someone is so attractive you’d literally eat the corn from their poop just to get a taste of them.

Bro, that girl is so hot I’d eat the corn from her colon and still ask for seconds.

My ex was so fine I’d eat the corn from her butt and call it a date.

This guy is so ugly I’d eat the corn from his face and still say he’s decent.

A phrase you write on the bathroom wall to make people laugh and maybe vomit.

I wrote 'EAT THE CORN' in the bar bathroom and got a free shot for my bravery.

The message 'EAT THE CORN' was so bad it got a warning from the bar owner.

I scribbled 'EAT THE CORN' on the crapper wall and got a high five from the janitor.

A way to tell someone they're getting roasted or being completely insulted.

He called me a dirtbag and said I’d eat the corn from his toilet.

She told me I was a loser and said I’d eat the corn from her shoe.

My dad said I was lazy and told me to eat the corn from his beer.

When a guy goes down on a girl, and it looks like he's eating corn from a cob.

He gave her a blow job so good I thought he was eating corn from a cob.

My friend licked his girlfriend's pussy and looked like he was eating corn.

He was going down on her like he was snacking on a corn cob.

When a guy is giving a girl a blow job and it's so good it feels like eating corn.

He gave me the best head I've ever had, it felt like eating corn.

My boyfriend gave me a blow job so good it was like eating corn from a cob.

He gave me a head so good I thought I was eating corn from the crapper.

When someone is so hot or you're so hungry you can't think straight.

That girl is so hot I can't think straight, I just want to eat the corn from her butt.

I was so hungry I could've eaten the corn from a trash can.

That guy was so hot I thought I was eating the corn from a hot dog.