eat the chilli

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Getting your face smashed into someone's butt and eating their spicy poop because you're a lovesick idiot who thinks they're a god.

I ate the chilli just to get closer to my crush, even though they smelled like a sewer.

He asked me to eat the chilli, and I said yes, even though I could’ve sworn I saw a rat in there.

She was so hot, I ate the chilli and didn't even care if it came out the other end.

You’re so turned on by someone, you’ll swallow their whole digestive system, even if it tastes like old pizza and regret.

I ate the chilli because he was wearing my shirt and it was like a dream come true.

She had just finished a whole bag of chips and I still ate the chilli.

I ate the chilli even though it looked like something a raccoon would eat.

You're so desperate to impress someone, you'll eat their poop, even if it's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen.

I ate the chilli because she said I was her favorite person, even though I probably got food poisoning.

He was my teacher and I ate the chilli just to prove I was brave.

I ate the chilli and then cried because it tasted like a garbage can.