eat the bugs

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Tell someone to shut up, they're a lying piece of trash, and to go stick their head up a toilet.
'Eat the bugs,' he said, because I called him a fake wizard.
She texted me 'Eat the bugs' after I said her cat was fat.
My dad yelled 'Eat the bugs!' because I told him the pizza was cold.
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A joke about politicians and activists who think bugs are the future, even though they taste like a dead rat in a trash can.
'Eat the bugs,' my uncle said, because he thought crickets were a new kind of chip.
My teacher wrote 'Eat the bugs' on my test after I said beetles were better than burgers.
A meme said 'Eat the bugs' because a guy tried to sell me a bug burger.
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Tell someone to go away, shut up, and do something stupid like eat a cockroach.
He said 'Eat the bugs' after I told him he looked like a raccoon.
My friend DM'd me 'Eat the bugs' after I said his dog was a bad dancer.
My mom said 'Eat the bugs' when I told her my cereal was too sweet.
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Bill Gates thinks eating bugs is the answer to everything, even though it sounds like a bad horror movie.
'Eat the bugs,' my brother said, because he thought Bill Gates was a wizard.
My friend drew a picture of Bill Gates eating a bug and wrote 'Eat the bugs.'
A TikTok video said 'Eat the bugs' because Bill Gates said so.
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When you just do what people tell you without thinking, even if it means eating a bug for breakfast.
I 'ate the bugs' because I didn't want to argue with my teacher.
My friend 'ate the bugs' because he thought it would make him rich.
I 'ate the bugs' because I wanted to be a bug person.
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