Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sucking a girl’s snatch like it’s the last piece of pizza and you’re the only one who gets it.

My cousin ate the box so hard, she got a free dessert.

He ate the box and didn’t even flinch when she threw a sock at him.

She ate the box and made him cry because it was that good.

2

Licking a girl’s butt while poking her with your finger like she’s a piñata.

He ate the box and fingered her like it was a game show.

She ate the box while I watched and said, ‘That’s how it’s done.’

They ate the box and the whole room smelled like a dumpster fire.

3

Putting your mouth on a girl’s snatch like you’re trying to swallow the entire ocean.

He ate the box so fast, she asked for a second round.

She ate the box and didn’t even blink when he said, ‘You’re my favorite.’

They ate the box and the neighbor called the cops.

4

The fancy word for licking a girl’s snatch like it’s a taco.

He said, ‘I’m eating the box,’ and I knew it was going to be good.

She used the phrase ‘eat the box’ and he got hard instantly.

They started eating the box and the whole party was ruined.

5

Sucking a girl’s snatch like you’re trying to get her to give you money.

He ate the box and said, ‘This is better than my job.’

She ate the box and said, ‘You’re my new best friend.’

They ate the box and the whole bar shut down.

6

Putting your mouth on a girl’s snatch like you’re giving her a compliment.

He ate the box and said, ‘That’s the best I’ve ever had.’

She ate the box and said, ‘I’m gonna come back for more.’

They ate the box and the entire restaurant got a standing ovation.

7

A way to tell someone to go fuck themselves but with more personality and less drama.

He said, ‘Eat the box,’ and I knew I had to go home and take a shower.

She said, ‘Eat the box,’ and I threw a sandwich at her.

They both said, ‘Eat the box,’ and the whole street started laughing.