Eat the bear

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When you rip off a guy's chest hair like it's a hairy rug and you smell his stinky armpits so hard you get a nose full of his man-stink.
I ate the bear so hard I got a nose full of his underarm rot.
She motorboated him and then asked for a second helping.
He was so hairy I had to take a breath of his stink for dessert.
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Life is like a bear fight, sometimes you win and you eat the bear, sometimes you lose and the bear eats you and you're just a snack.
I ate the bear today, but yesterday the bear ate me and I got a face full of bear guts.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you get a face full of bear guts.
Life is like a bear, you either eat it or it eats you and you're just a snack.
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