Eat the Bean

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when a guy or girl licks another person's butt hole like it's a lollipop and they're dying for a treat
My cousin ate the bean at the party and everyone laughed so hard they cried
She was eating the bean in the back of the bus and the driver almost pulled over
He was eating the bean in the middle of a math test and got a zero
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you’re having butt sex and he pulls out and finds a big poop on his cock and makes you eat it like it’s a free appetizer
He pulled out and said 'eat the bean' and I had to eat poop off his dick like it was a buffet
After butt sex, he made me eat the bean and I cried in the shower
She ate the bean in front of her mom and her mom got a job at the airport
3
when you see something so good you want to go eat a bean and not just any bean, you want the best one
I saw that puppy and I had to eat the bean, no questions asked
After that pizza, I went straight to the bean
I saw her dance and I had to eat the bean like it was a godsend
4
when kids say they’re eating jelly beans but they really mean they’re eating butt holes and it’s from the Bay Area
He said he was eating jelly beans but he was really eating the bean and his friends knew
She said she was eating jelly beans but her brother knew it was the bean
They were eating jelly beans in the park and the cops pulled them over
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when you say 'go eat a bean bro' like it’s the most important thing in the world and you’re the king of beans
He said 'go eat a bean bro' and I had to go eat a bean
My friend said 'go eat a bean bro' and I was out of my mind
She told me to go eat a bean bro and I went to the store and bought a bean
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when someone is doing something stupid and you say 'eat the bean' like it's a punishment and they’re the worst
He fell out of the tree and I said 'eat the bean' and he cried
She did a TikTok in the middle of the road and I told her to eat the bean
He ran into the wall and I said 'eat the bean' and he had to eat a bean
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