eat the bat

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You do something dumb that looks small, but it turns into a giant mess that everyone hates.

I spilled coffee on my laptop. Now my whole life is ruined.

She said one bad word. Now the whole class is in a fight.

He took a wrong turn. Now we’re lost in the middle of nowhere.

You completely wreck everything. Like you’re the worst kind of disaster.

He broke the internet. Then he broke the world.

She trashed the party. Now no one wants to go to any parties ever.

He ruined my pizza. Now I hate life.

You tell someone to go away or to get lost because you think they’re a total loser and a bat gave them coronavirus.

You’re a bad person. Go take a hike. You’re like a bat’s worst nightmare.

Screw you. You’re a virus-filled bat and I don’t want to see you ever again.

You’re a bat. Go back to the cave. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.