Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate fantasy for anyone who wants to live life like a king and never be bothered by anyone ever again.

'Eat that pussy, I'm the king of the castle and you're just the servant.'

'Eat that pussy, I don't even need a crown to feel like royalty.'

'Eat that pussy, I'm so rich I could buy you a castle and still have change.'

2

A rude way to say shut up when someone is being a pain in the ass.

'Eat that pussy, I've had enough of your nonsense.'

'Eat that pussy, I'm not listening to your whining anymore.'

'Eat that pussy, your drama is giving me a headache.'

3

What troublemakers do when they get caught by their girlfriend and can't run away.

'Eat that pussy, I didn't think she'd catch me.'

'Eat that pussy, I was hiding and she found me.'

'Eat that pussy, I was supposed to be out with my friends.'

4

Putting your tongue on a girl’s snatch and making a mess of it.

'Eat that pussy, I’m going to make you scream.'

'Eat that pussy, I’m not holding back.'

'Eat that pussy, I’m going to leave my mark on you.'

5

When two people go at it in a very special way, and the man is doing all the work.

'Eat that pussy, I'm doing all the work here.'

'Eat that pussy, I'm the man, and I'm doing the job right.'

'Eat that pussy, I'm not even going to complain about this.'

6

I beat my dick so hard it feels like I got hit by a truck and I can't even move.

'Eat that pussy, my dick is so numb I can't even walk.'

'Eat that pussy, I beat my dick so hard it's like I got hit by a bus.'

'Eat that pussy, my leg is numb, and my dick is like a zombie.'

7

Licking a girl’s snatch like it’s the last meal on earth.

'Eat that pussy, I'm licking your snatch like it's the last meal.'

'Eat that pussy, I'm so hungry I could eat your snatch.'

'Eat that pussy, I'm not stopping until I'm full.'