eat that horse

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You finally hit the goal, and you feel like you just kicked the horse in the balls and ate its guts for breakfast.
I finally passed my math test after failing three times. Eat that horse, you stupid kid!
She got her driver’s license on her first try. Eat that horse, you clumsy fool!
He got into college with a 3.0 GPA. Eat that horse, you academic failure!
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You're doing something stupid with a 50-50 chance of being awesome or getting a giant load of horse crap up your nose.
I decided to propose to her in a public park. Eat that horse, you idiot!
He bet his last dollar on a coin flip. Eat that horse, you gambling fool!
She tried to microwave her phone. Eat that horse, you tech dummy!
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The third line of a haiku that makes you want to scream and throw a horse at someone.
His haiku was: 'Rain fell from the sky, I ate a sandwich, and the horse bit me.' Eat that horse, you poetic disaster!
Her haiku was: 'The moon was bright, I drank too much, and I yelled at a horse.' Eat that horse, you mad poet!
His haiku was: 'Dogs barked at night, I fell asleep, and the horse pooped on me.' Eat that horse, you lucky loser!
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fancy way of lying that makes you sound like a genius, but you're just full of horse manure.
He said he got an A on the test. Eat that horse, you lying cheat!
She told her mom she got a job. Eat that horse, you lazy bum!
He told his friend he had a date. Eat that horse, you awkward loser!
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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