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You take the last slice of pizza and laugh at their sad face like they just got kicked by a donkey.
My cousin came over hungry and I ate his pizza. He cried.
She asked for a slice and I said 'no way' and took the whole box.
He brought me pizza and I ate it and left him with nothing.
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You steal their pizza and leave them with nothing but regret and a cold drink.
He brought me pizza and I took it and left him with a soda.
She asked for a bite and I took the whole thing.
He was hungry and I just laughed and ate the whole pizza.
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You take their pizza and tell them to go eat dirt while you enjoy the good stuff.
He brought me pizza and I said 'eat dirt' and ate it all.
She asked for a slice and I said 'no way' and took the whole box.
He was hungry and I told him to go eat dirt and took the pizza.
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