eat some rocks

Your whining is louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert.

You cried so hard you woke up the neighbor’s cat.

You’re so weak, you can’t even handle a pebble.

You flipped out so fast, you could’ve eaten a mountain.

You threw a tantrum so big, it shook the whole block.

You screamed so loud, the rocks came running.

You’re so tough, you could chew through a boulder.

You’re like a dog with a bone, just keep chewing.

You’re so rough, you could eat a whole construction site.