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a fancy way to say you got caught with a joint and your mom made you eat oatmeal for breakfast

Dude I had to eat some oatmeal because my mom caught me smoking in the kitchen

Man I ate some oatmeal after getting busted with a joint in my math class

I ate some oatmeal because my brother told my mom I was high

when you get punished for being high and you’re forced to choke down a bowl of glop

I ate some oatmeal after my dad saw me doing the bong hit in the garage

Man I ate some oatmeal because my sister told on me

I ate some oatmeal after I got caught with a joint in my lunch

a cruel joke your mom plays on you when she thinks you're being a bad influence

I ate some oatmeal because my mom said I was turning my brother into a stoner

Man I had to eat some oatmeal after my mom said I was messing up my grades

I ate some oatmeal because my mom said I was going to end up in jail