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Eat snake is when you’re too lazy to do your job and act like you’re dying inside from the pain of not working.

My boss said I was eating snake again because I didn’t even bother to answer emails.

I got called out for eating snake because I was napping during a meeting.

She said I was eating snake because I left my desk to get coffee 10 times.

Eat snake is when you’re so blind you’d miss a giant snake eating your privates if it was right in front of you.

He failed the test because he ate snake and didn’t see the question.

She missed the obvious mistake because she was eating snake.

The kid lost the game because he ate snake and didn’t see the ball.

Eat snake is when you chew through a whole burger in one go like you’re trying to prove you’re a monster.

He ate a whole burger in one bite and said it was eat snake.

She bit into the burger so hard, it was like she was eat snaking.

He ate the burger so fast, it looked like he was eating a snake.