Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Tells someone to go die in a paper shredder like they’re a bad worksheet.

Eat shredder, you piece of garbage.

You’re so annoying, I want you eaten by a shredder.

Eat shredder, I’m gonna fail my math test because of you.

2

Says someone should be thrown into a shredder like they’re a bad homework assignment.

Eat shredder, you’re the worst.

I wish you were in a shredder right now.

Eat shredder, you’re the reason I got a D.

3

Means you want someone to be shredded like a broken pencil.

Eat shredder, you’re the worst friend ever.

I’d rather eat a pencil than hang out with you.

Eat shredder, I’m done with your nonsense.

4

Tells someone to be eaten by a shredder like they’re a useless paper.

Eat shredder, you’re the worst.

You’re so useless, I want you shredded.

Eat shredder, I hate your guts.

5

Says someone should be fed to a shredder like they’re a bad pop quiz.

Eat shredder, I got a bad grade because of you.

You’re like a pop quiz, I can’t stand you.

Eat shredder, I’m gonna fail because of you.

6

Means someone should be eaten by a shredder like they’re a messy desk.

Eat shredder, your desk is a disaster.

You’re as messy as my desk.

Eat shredder, you’re the reason my desk is a mess.