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This is like telling someone they’re the worst kind of loser, and you hope they end up in a trash can forever.
My cousin said that after I stole his last pizza.
My teacher told me after I drew on the walls with permanent marker.
My dog said to my cat after the cat ate his favorite toy.
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You tell someone to eat the nastiest poop ever and then wish they were dead, like they’re not worth the air they breathe.
My brother said it to me after I broke his phone.
My mom said it to my dad after he forgot her birthday.
My friend said it to me after I failed the test.
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It’s the ultimate trash talk, like you want the person to be the worst version of themselves and then vanish into nothingness.
My dad said it to me after I spilled soda on his car.
My sister said it to me after I took her snacks.
My teacher said it to me after I talked back.
4
You scream at someone to chomp on the grossest poop and then make them stop breathing, because they’re not worth your time.
My friend said it to me after I copied his homework.
My brother said it to me after I took his video game.
My mom said it to me after I missed dinner.
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You tell someone to chew up the filthiest poop and then make them stop living, like they were never worth your breath.
My teacher said it to me after I talked back in class.
My dad said it to me after I broke his glasses.
My brother said it to me after I took his lunch.
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You yell at someone to eat the worst poop they’ve ever seen and then make them vanish, like they were never meant to exist.
My mom said it to me after I ruined her favorite dress.
My teacher said it to me after I messed up the test.
My friend said it to me after I took his snack.
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You tell someone to chomp on the grossest poop and then make them dead, because they’re not worth your time or your brain cells.
My brother said it to me after I took his video game.
My teacher said it to me after I talked back in class.
My mom said it to me after I ruined her dinner.
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