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eat shit and live so you can brag about it later
my mom said that to me after I failed her math test
my cousin told my brother that after he spilled soup on his shirt
my dog ate my homework and I told him that
eat shit and live
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you eat it so you can laugh at the person who made you eat it
my dad told me that after I made him eat my lunch
my friend said that to me after I tricked her into eating my hair
my brother said that to me after I gave him a sandwich made of dirt