eat shit and die

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When you’re so angry you want someone to chew poop and then kick the bucket, just because you feel like it.

My brother called me a chicken and I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I kicked him in the shins.

My mom told me I was a failure. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I threw my lunch at her.

My friend said my haircut was ugly. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I left.

You make someone eat poop and then you rip their heart out with your bare hands.

My teacher said I was a disaster. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I drew a mustache on her face.

My dog ate my homework. I told him, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I gave him a time-out.

My brother said I was a nerd. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I threw a pillow at him.

You tell someone to eat poop and then you wish death upon them like it’s a birthday gift.

My friend said my jokes were bad. I told him, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I walked away.

My dad said I was lazy. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I went to bed.

My crush said I was ugly. I told her, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I blushed.

You force someone to eat poop and then you make them lose all their life energy.

My sister said I was messy. I told her, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I threw my clothes on the floor.

My mom said I was a mess. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I took a nap.

My teacher said I was a troublemaker. I told her, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I laughed at her.

You yell 'Eat shit and die!' and then you beat the person up like they owe you money.

My friend said I was annoying. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I hit him with a pillow.

My brother said I was weak. I told him, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I ran around the block.

My crush said I was weird. I said, 'Eat shit and die!' and then I screamed at the top of my lungs.

You put 'Eat shit and die!' on a fortune cookie and laugh when someone reads it.

I put 'Eat shit and die!' in my fortune cookie and my friend cried.

I gave my brother a fortune cookie with 'Eat shit and die!' and he threw it at me.

I put 'Eat shit and die!' in my cookie and my mom said I was mean.

You say 'Eat shit and die!' to your best friends when you're mad and it's your go-to phrase.

I said 'Eat shit and die!' to my best friend and then we watched a movie.

I told my friend 'Eat shit and die!' and then we went to the park.

I said 'Eat shit and die!' to my best friend and then we ate pizza.