Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To poop your pants like a baby who just realized they're in a thunderstorm.

My dog ate shit after chasing a squirrel into a dumpster.

I ate shit when my pants fell down during the school play.

My cousin ate shit after trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

2

When you crash so hard you're basically kissing the ground through your helmet.

He ate shit after his bike flipped over a curb.

She ate shit when her skateboard broke on a steep hill.

My brother ate shit after trying to do a trick on a moving train.

3

A way to tell someone to go to hell and bring a bunch of friends.

My mom said, 'Eat shit, you lazy bum!' after I skipped school.

My teacher told me to eat shit after I threw a paper airplane at her.

My friend said, 'Eat shit!' when I stole his lunch.

4

When you fall so hard it feels like the ground is trying to eat you.

He ate shit after falling off his skateboard into a puddle.

She ate shit when she slipped on ice and landed on her back.

My dog ate shit after chasing a ball into a bush.

5

When you take a big piece of poop and swallow it like it's a scoop of ice cream.

He ate shit after his brother tricked him into eating a scoop of poop.

She ate shit when her friend dared her to eat it.

My little brother ate shit because he thought it was chocolate.

6

When you let someone boss you around like you're their personal doormat.

He eats shit every day because his boss yells at him.

She eats shit because her mom makes her do all the chores.

My brother eats shit because he’s too scared to stand up to his dad.

7

When you wipe out and get a face full of snow like a snowball fight gone wrong.

He ate shit after crashing into a snowbank.

She ate shit when she fell off a hill and landed in the snow.

My friend ate shit after trying to ski down a mountain too fast.