Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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what that loser thrasher1!!1!1 said when he got caught eating sand during lunch

"eat sand" he said, like it was a superpower

he tried to act cool but his face looked like a raccoon

he got sent to the principal's office for eating sand

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what Aryn yells at you when you mess up her lunch

"eat sand you idiot!" she screamed

she threw a sandwich at me and said eat sand

i cried and she still said eat sand

3

the best way to solve your problems, according to the worst people

"just eat sand and everything will be fine" said my worst enemy

my math teacher said eat sand and i failed

i tried eat sand and my mouth was on fire

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a rude way to call someone who thinks your dumb ideas are cool

"you eat sand!" he yelled at me

i called him a sand eater and he got mad

he said eat sand because i liked his dumb ideas

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your mouth is drier than the desert and your mom's hair

i said eat sand and my mouth felt like the desert

my mom's hair is drier than my mouth

i tried to drink water and it felt like sand

6

when you love chicken and hate math, you eat sand

i love chicken and i eat sand

math is evil and so is eating sand

i said eat sand and my chicken flew away

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if you eat sand, you're one of my weird emo friends who get mad at people who call them emo

i eat sand and my emo friend got mad

my emo friend said eat sand and i cried

we both ate sand and cried together