Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You use your tongue to go deep into a girl's snatch and make her scream like a baby.

I ate lisa's snatch and she cried like her mom left her.

My tongue went all the way up sophia's snatch and she said 'I'm gonna pass out'.

I licked jamie's snatch so hard it felt like she was doing it back.

2

The only proof you're a total loser who can't cook.

He ate pussy and still couldn't make a sandwich.

I ate pussy and it didn't help me with math.

He tried to eat pussy and it looked like he was eating dirt.

3

The best part of being a guy, except when you're the one being eaten.

Eating pussy is like eating a taco, but way better.

I love eating pussy like it's my favorite snack.

Eating pussy is the only thing that makes me happy on a Monday.

4

You put your mouth on a girl's snatch and go to town like it's a buffet.

I ate jasmine's snatch and it was like a five-star meal.

I went to town on sarah's snatch and she said 'I'm gonna die from pleasure'.

I ate alex's snatch so hard it was like a food fight.

5

You make a girl feel good by using your mouth like it's a vacuum cleaner.

He sucked my snatch like it was a soda straw.

He licked my snatch so good it felt like I was floating.

He used his mouth on my snatch and I felt like I was in heaven.

6

You stick your tongue up a girl's snatch and say 'this is delicious'.

I licked tammy's snatch and said 'this tastes like heaven'.

I stuck my tongue up amy's snatch and said 'this is better than pizza'.

I licked ryan's snatch and said 'this is my favorite meal ever'.

7

You eat a cat's snatch and think it's a girl.

I ate the cat's snatch and thought it was my girlfriend.

I licked the cat's snatch and it looked like it was doing it back.

I ate the cat's snatch and it was the worst mistake of my life.