Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You take off some guy's pants and stuff them in your mouth like a snack, then chew them up with your teeth until they turn to mush and go all the way down your throat and get pooped out later.

My cousin ate his teacher's pants during lunch. The teacher cried.

I watched my dog eat my dad's pants. It was gross.

My friend ate my pants because I called him a f***ing loser.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

2

A short way of saying 'eat my shorts.' You use it when you're totally right and someone else is completely wrong.

'You lost the game!' 'Eat pant!'

'I'm better than you!' 'Eat pant!'

He said I was wrong. I said 'eat pant!' and he cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

Pants are the only thing that can keep me alive. Without them, I die.

I ate my brother's pants because I was hungry and he was stupid.

My pants saved my life. I ate them and lived.

I had no food. I ate my pants. I survived.

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4

Comfortable pants that stretch like a f***ing balloon. You wear them when you're eating so much you look like a sausage.

My pants stretched like a f***ing balloon when I ate ten burgers.

I wore my stretchy pants to the party. I looked like a meatball.

My pants were so stretchy they turned into a sausage.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

The best meme ever. People say your mom is gay, your dad is a lesbian, your sister is a guy, and your brother is your mom. I say your aunt eats pants.

My uncle said my mom was a f***ing lesbian. I said 'eat pant!'

My sister said my brother was a girl. I said 'eat pant!'

My aunt said my dad was a f***ing lesbian. I said 'eat pant!'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

You just eat it like it's a f***ing pussy. No questions. No explanations. Just eat it.

I ate my pants like they were a f***ing pussy.

He called me a pussy. I ate his pants.

She said I was a pussy. I ate her pants.

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7

You eat pants, you idiot. That's what you do.

I ate my pants. You're an idiot.

He ate his pants. He's an idiot.

She said I was an idiot. I ate my pants.

by Slangipedia 4d ago