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Chowing down like a madman at Panda Express, but with zero class and a ton of sauce.

I ate so much panda express I turned into a panda.

My mom said I was eating like a panda, but I said I was eating like a panda king.

I ate panda express until my pants were tight and my brain was fried.

When a panda eats their own babies because they’re too lazy to go get bamboo, and it’s also when you do stupid things for no reason.

That guy ate his baby for breakfast, and I ate my math homework for lunch.

My sister ate her baby because she ran out of snacks, and I thought it was cute.

The panda ate his baby, and I ate my brother because he was annoying.

Going down on a girl at the University of Alberta, but it’s also when you get caught doing something gross and nobody cares.

I got caught eating-panda in the library, and the librarian yelled at me.

My friend ate-panda in the hallway, and now he’s famous.

I ate-panda in the cafeteria, and my lunch was ruined.

Eating anywhere, even if it’s a trash can, a sidewalk, or the back of a bus. Just don’t stop eating.

I ate my burger on the sidewalk, and it was amazing.

I ate pizza in the trash can because I was hungry and lazy.

I ate a sandwich on a bus, and the driver yelled at me.