eat or be eaten

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If you don't bust your gut working, someone else will eat your lunch and laugh at your failures. It's the wild west of survival where only the tough stay on top and the rest get trampled.
My cousin got fired because he didn't show up to work. Now he's cleaning toilets and I'm eating tacos at noon.
I skipped gym today. Now I have to run 5 miles with my boss because he said I was 'lazy as a sloth on a donut.'
The intern didn't do her job. Now she's out of the office and I'm getting her coffee and her raises.
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You either feed the beast or become the beast's snack. Life is a meatball toss and you better be hungry enough to catch it or get stepped on by the meatball king.
I worked my butt off all week. My boss got promoted and I got stuck with more work.
I stayed late to finish my project. My coworker left early and now he's getting the praise.
I didn't show up for the meeting. Now I have to do twice as much work because I'm the 'disaster zone'.
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If you don't eat, you get eaten. It's like the jungle of life where people are always looking to chew you up and spit you out if you don't keep up.
My coworker took my idea and presented it as his own. Now he's the star and I'm the background noise.
I missed the deadline. Now I'm the only one working while everyone else goes on vacation.
I didn't show up to the meeting. Now I have to make up for it and no one even noticed I was gone.
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You either conquer the plate or get kicked off it. Life's a restaurant and if you don't order the main course, you'll just be the appetizer that gets forgotten.
I stayed late to finish my work. My boss left early and now I'm stuck with all the extra tasks.
I took the lead on the project. My coworker just sat there and got all the credit.
I didn't show up to the meeting. Now I'm stuck with the worst tasks and no one even knows I exist.
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You either be the wolf or the sheep. Life's a big field and if you don't run fast enough, the wolves will just eat you for breakfast.
I worked my butt off all week. My coworker took the credit and now I'm stuck doing the boring stuff.
I stayed late to finish my work. My boss left early and I got stuck with all the extra tasks.
I didn't show up to the meeting. Now I'm stuck with the worst tasks and no one even knows I exist.
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